boo, nbc! boo!

i am, have always been, and will always be a diehard conan supporter. i am sick to my stomach about the big ol' shaft nbc is currently trying to give him. jump ship, conan. they don't deserve you. come back to new york. join forces with john hodgman and start a hilarious sitcom about ivy-educated comedy writers who are so tragically underappreciated that they are forced to moonlight as clerks at the strand, or maybe kidrobot. HIRE ME AS CURATOR OF YOUR TIE COLLECTION. you will not be sorry.