humm...

humm...
Originally uploaded by juniper pearl.

god bless qvc
for aiding my filthy mind
in its quest for smut.



from the angle at which i first saw this delightful figurine on television just now, the tot appeared to be playing something rather different from a saxophone. i tried and tried and tried to find a picture that might have better made my point, but this is the best i could do. anyhow, i'm sure you can imagine. those who are with me should be giggling as they place orders for hummel's "spirited saxophonist," the perfect gift for unwitting great aunts and grannies all across the country. those who are not with me, well, i'm sorry you had to see this. and i'm even more sorry that you couldn't have seen it three times larger from the side.