breaking news

the bush-led investigation into where and why fatal mistakes were made by national emergency response teams has revealed some startling news. while the federal emergency management agency is tasked with responding to, planning for, recovering from and mitigating against disasters, michael brown is actually the director of the federal emergency manufacturing agency, the primary responsibilites of which being to turn a blind and blissfully ignorant eye to news of monumental disasters, and to keep qualified organizations from helping those in need once the situation has progressed to a point where ignoring it is no longer a possiblity.

the investigating committee has determined that, in light of this information, michael brown is and has been, as the president stated, "doing a heck of a job." they also say that the majority of the blame for this terrible national tragedy lies with the democratic leadership and the liberal media, for not catching the typo sooner.