re: i hate the new yorker

my sworn enemy has begun to refer to her opposition with the sort of condescending head-patting usually reserved for the condiment-coated children of distant relatives at the annual family barbecue. did i expect better? no, of course not; this is the tone that drove me to throw down my glove in the first place. but i would like to point out to her readers, before they pass final judgment, that i have this lovely theme song, and all she has is a lot of people telling her she's persnickety. sure, some of those people say it more politely than i do, and i guess a lot of people haven't said anything of the sort, but do those people have theme songs? honestly, now, whose side would you rather be on?