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Thursday, February 15, 2007

shame on . . . uh . . . not gonna fool me again!

bush to america:

"listen, guys, i know you think i haven't been right about everything in the past, but iran is bad. really, really bad. like, seriously--even though i can't prove it. support the troops!"

america to bush:

"did someone say something? i thought i heard something. it sounded a little like 'wolf'; no one else heard that? really? huh."

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3 Comments:

  • At 9:46 PM, Blogger Mikey B. said…

    Stop bashing the troops! You freedom hater!

     
  • At 1:09 PM, Blogger juniper pearl said…

    stop bashing the magnetic fields, you musical-genius hater. stephin merritt is bending over backwards to better the lives of people everywhere every day, and you're just trolling the internet for risque weather maps.

     
  • At 3:55 PM, Blogger Mikey B. said…

    I <3 my weather porn.

     

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