i am a marketing genius.

i was told the fur
trim was fake, but in the rain
it smells like wet dog.




brilliant idea of the day:

spongebob squarepants tampons. they're super-absorbent.

i think there's an enormous subset of cynical weirdos like me that is utterly underrepresented by the advertising world. we buy stuff too, you know. if you want us to buy more of your stuff, try making stuff that we want. like spongepons, the ultimate vaginal contribution.