quotes of the day

ah, the miracle
of communication--not
what we'll witness here.



i will make you vomit! and my poison will make your heart stop! i could rot your insides!
--ruud "the bugman" kleinpaste, "the island of giant bugs"



make no mistake about it, we are at war; the violence in recent days in iraq is a grim reminder...
--george "the duh-man" bush, "address to the american legislative exchange council"