the shame, the terrible shame...

i might not believe
in calories, but junk food
will still make me fat.



if i'm g.w. bush or some ninny member of his administration, though, you'll never convince me that it's the calories that are doing it. it'll just be a natural phase that my body is going through, completely independent from all coinciding factors. much like global warming has nothing to do with anyone or anything on the planet, it's just a natural shift in the earth's climatic trend.

now, you and i know that this is bullshit, right? peanut butter and home fries live eternally in your dimpled remorseful flesh, and human beings are razing the planet from stem to stern. and yet, amazing things like this keep happening...

only the wicked sleep soundly, that's what they say, isn't it? something like that. i believe it, anyway. that's why so many politicians have such tidy hair-dos. jerks.