SONS OF BITCHES!!!!! BUMPESES!!!!!!

pigfucker bastard
soul-selling douchebag cuntface
bitch-ass whore! die! DIE!!!



YOU, jonathan safran foer! i am yelling at YOU! how could you do it? how could you take something like everything is illuminated and option it to liev schrieber so he could cast FUCKING ELIJAH WOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?

whatever, you're a filthy, unscrupulous, money-grubbing slut and you probably deserve to be synonymous with a glassy-eyed hack, but your novel deserves much better. MUCH better.

oh, man. i am so pissed i can't even talk about it. you've let us down, foer. you really have. damn.